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Many leading members of the royal family have been withdrawn after experts in the UK announced they had discovered large amounts of horse DNA in their bloodstream as fears over the amount of horseiness contained in popular brands of British royalty spread.
A spokesperson for Buckingham Palace said the step had been taken as a precaution after traces of horse DNA were found in the remains of the deposed king Richard III who was recently discovered under a car park in Leicester.
Two members of the royal family followed by a horse
The spokesman would not confirm exactly how many members of the royal family had been affected or the extent and seriousness of their horseiness. He also refused to speculate whether the contamination had been caused by too much close contact with horses or was due to many royals having been bred with large amounts of equine DNA already in their blood.
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I was born under the chinese horoscope symbol ‘the horse’, does that mean I’m part royalty?£$%
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You do brighten up the dullest day Mr Pride – love it!
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richard and our liz are not connected Tom different family….
liz is not plantagenent..she is hanoverian..
tudor->stewart->hanover….i think…
get a history book…
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I know Dick III isn’t really related to Liz II.
I think you might be taking my article a little bit too seriously Bob. 🙂
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ARE YOU SERIOUS….????
i can be pedantic at times..true,,, but it did make me wonder along with elm guest house investigation whether right in the middle of all these two things is a challenge to our noble establishment..if you see what i mean
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oh remember the helicopet crash in vauxhall recently..??
i wonder what you might think of this?
http://www.fitwatch.org.uk/2013/01/04/vauxhall-squat-raids/
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@Tom lets play SPOT THE TROLL….’andy’ and ‘mark’…
http://hat4uk.wordpress.com/2013/02/07/mid-staffs-how-new-labour-chopped-down-the-nhs-in-the-penalty-area/#comment-177393
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do you think this is trolling Tom?
‘andy’ and ‘mark’….
http://hat4uk.wordpress.com/2013/02/07/mid-staffs-how-new-labour-chopped-down-the-nhs-in-the-penalty-area/#comment-177393
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the horsemeat stuff just tells me that as usual ‘deregulation’ is at the heart of this stuff…..mad cow revisited..
well its like horseshit..from scameron..
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b01qm416/Prime_Ministers_Questions_06_02_2013/
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They are related, but she is not descended from him. She is descended from his brother Edward IV. Different families are irrelevant. It happens when the monarch dies with no children or close relatives such as siblings, so the throne passes to another branch, which often goes through a female line, hence the name change.
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