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The UN should aim to drastically reduce the numbers of people living in extreme poverty worldwide by allowing richer nations to bomb them with unmanned drones more easily, David Cameron said at the close of a UN conference called to set out the world’s next development goals.
Mr Cameron also said the primary aim of the new UN goals should be to provide aid and assistance to governments of impoverished nations so they will be able to kill off their poorest citizens much more efficiently and quickly than they can at present.
The prime minister stressed that – while eradication of world poverty was possible within our generation – it would require much more responsible killing of poor people by the richest countries of the world, including greater transparency of collateral damage to civilians.
To illustrate Britain’s commitment in the fight against extreme poverty, Mr Cameron announced a string of measures to help alleviate poverty in some of the most impoverished countries in North Africa – measures which include bombing their villages from the sky with unmanned drones and selling their governments even more sophisticated arms to kill them with.
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It would be even more effective if the UN combined this strategy with encouraging the consumption of new-borns in the fight against hunger …. fewer mouths to feed and fuller tummies!
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That’s sexist . It should be unpersoned drones from a non person.
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Mmm. Now where have I heard that before?
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I think this is how Cameron plans to tackle immigration
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I keep getting thumbs down on other blog sites because I mention that endless outsourcing to private companies for the purposes of making profits isn’t a good idea. However other posters don’t like me saying that. I mean would you let an organisation to do with children be outsourced or floated off to a company . Problem is. Tom the area in question I have been put on housing list and already I’ve upset one or two locals there it seems..I would appreciate your feedback tom here. Perhaps I should just shut up or agree with the accepted wisdom.
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Have you ever seen these before
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Reblogged this on kickingthecat.
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Reblogged this on HUMAN RIGHTS & POLITICAL JOURNAL.
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They do not need drones and bombs. The Cameron’s junta have invented more sophisticated and creepy ways of doing it.
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By dividing up the party at several peoples houses you
make it easy on yourself. Unfortunately for me as an addict, I need
my crime fix. At each house you have the hostess serve something small to eat, and host a small game.
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