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David Cameron has scrapped plans to deliver a long-awaited speech on Britain’s future in the European Union because of the Algerian hostage crisis and has decided to postpone it until 2018 instead.
Downing Street indicated that the Prime Minister would deliver his speech – in which he planned to warn that Britain could “drift towards the exit” unless powers are handed back from the EU – in the summer of 2018 when hopefully everyone will have forgotten he ever promised he was going to make it and he wouldn’t still be Prime Minister any more in any case.
In the speech, Cameron had been set to announce a timetable to renegotiate with his fellow European leaders a timetable for a possible referendum on a timetable for the renegotiation of Britain’s membership of the EU – a timetable for which the Prime Minister has yet to negotiate.
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This Government is obviously a Fan of Satire – they seem to be attempting to take this over as well as everything else! xx
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I know – they do it so well too. Much better than I ever could. Basterds.
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Cameron in freeze frame pause mode. Well its different from rewind .
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Tom, the helicopter crash in vauxhall recently. Oddly enough police evicted squatters from premises which we are told are going to be knocked down and replaced with high rise posh apartments , guess where? Vauxhall ..
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double vision
Does your vision of Europe convince you to vote
for the denunciation of a power so remote?
Or does your vision of Europe continually enthrall
with the promise of prosperity and power for all?
After Brussels has beckoned to the social elite,
will the poor then be left trying to make their ends meet?
Their bargaining reduced far enough to entice
the oligarchs endowed now with enough to suffice.
Will market resources then only extend
to sycophants who procure enough money to spend?
Will euro malfunction cause losers to steal
from the winners who think the free market idea?
Regional assemblies would do us no good
if our streets were then turned into ‘RIVERS OF BLOOD’
nor protesting your vision was intended to be
of a thriving communal democracy.
So will full integratin be heaven or hell
or in truth is it fair to say no-one can tell.
If our future depends on the rulers we get
maybe flipping a coin would be our best bet
For abuses are found now in every tier
of the social, political and religious sphere
but the voice of the truth is the one we must hail,
if the extremes of power we are ever to curtail
So, how to decide then if what we are told
is corrupted by the interests of power and gold?
Don’t b e blinded by science or freedom of choice
FREEDOM LIES IN THE WEAKEST BEING GIVEN A VOICE
I wrote this in 2004.
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ps typing error – ‘from the winners who think the free market IDEAL NOT IDEA.
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