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David Cameron has issued one of the most overtly religious Christmas messages of any recent British prime minister, citing the Gospel of John Terry to tell everyone in the country that they can go forth and multiply.
The prime minister used his message to reflect on an “extraordinary year” for Britain, in particular the remarkable success of the Queen’s Jubilee, the Olympics and the Paralympics to distract everyone from noticing how well and truly shafted they’re getting by him.
In his message, the prime minister said:
Christmas gives us the opportunity to remember the Gospel of John Terry – the story about someone like me who thinks he was born to rule and entitled to f**k anyone he wants.
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Amen and Happy Christmas.
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Your writing does the good kind… Might I quote also? Mark 5:9 “And he asked him, What is thy name? And he answered, saying, My name is Legion: for we are many.”
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Oh, and forget about the pig shite ‘cos those words were meant to show us that we are legion…xxx
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Camerdung is a shit. He should look a bit more closely at the gospels to see what “the prince of peace” was really about – chasing the moneylenders out of the temple and telling religious leaders etc what whited sepulchres they were.
The Olympics were bought and paid for by successive generations getting deeper and deeper into debt. The so-called royals who are vermin scum are parasites by any other name – Jubilees were originally the time for amnesties of debts etc – that tradition has fallen by the wayside.
Oh, and Merry Christmas, bah humbug and all that!!!
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