David Cameron has issued one of the most overtly religious Christmas messages of any recent British prime minister, citing the Gospel of John Terry to tell everyone in the country that they can go forth and multiply.
The prime minister used his message to reflect on an “extraordinary year” for Britain, in particular the remarkable success of the Queen’s Jubilee, the Olympics and the Paralympics to distract everyone from noticing how well and truly shafted they’re getting by him.
In his message, the prime minister said:
Christmas gives us the opportunity to remember the Gospel of John Terry – the story about someone like me who thinks he was born to rule and entitled to f**k anyone he wants.
Amen and Happy Christmas.
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