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No – it’s not satire. Really.
Barclays Bank has decided to clamp down on their out-of-control executive bonus and pay structure – by paying an executive £3m to look into how to solve the problem.
The bank has hired Hector Sants as its Head of Compliance to look into the problem of high executive pay. He’ll be getting a £700,000 salary, a £1m bonus and a £1.5m incentive payment.
I’m furious.
This ridiculous self-parodying by banks and financial institutions has to stop immediately.
Otherwise how the hell are satirists ever going to be able to compete?
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it’s been reported that the Chandler his to clamp down on the banks but secretly he as a secret pact with them to hold back on marking down the UK’s tripodal tree rating until after the next election hoping to staev a labour government it seems that gordon browns boast that the banks will pay back all they have had was no idle boast as there contracts wear safeguarded against there unwillingness to pay up a little retake about national interest colors that he mad the banks sing up to they know would be enacted should the labour party get back in it seems that they will pay it back after all but we need a labour government to trigger the national interest colors the Tory will not do it (well they would not would they )?????
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LUDICROUS!!!
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Jobs for the boys . . . again
‘m surprised they haven’t index-linked his bonus to however much he will have “saved”.
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A SCAMMERS PARADISE…
INTERSERVE -NEW WHEEZE REHAB JOBSHIT
http://rehabjobfit.com/
NEW Manager
http://rehabjobfit.com/news/NewManagingDirectorforRehabJobFit.htm
worked for ATOS
http://uk.linkedin.com/pub/dir/Chris/Peel
AND…INTERSERVE NEW LINE OF BUSINESS IS INVESTING IN PRIVATTE HEALTH CARE.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/supportservices/9753868/Interserve-buys-Advantage-Healthcare-for-26.5m.html
AND WHATS THE PROBLEM?
OH YEAH THAT FRAUD INVESTIGATION PROBLEM
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/mar/30/fewer-investigators-fraud-claims-welfare
That old money go round is sure working
“theres money in them thar jobless!”
“theres money in them thar patients !”
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I am one of those fools who contributes to Mr Sant’s outlandish salary. Regards FmcC
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They should have picked their lowest paid employee and promised commission on the money this person saved the company.
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