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- Restrictions would apply to all royalty with large families whether they are in work or not
- Goes further than IDS’s plan to merely reduce payouts beyond two royal offspring
- Reform would be far simpler than complicated system of means-testing princes and princesses
Child benefit could only be paid for the first two offspring of members of royal families under radical reforms being considered at the Treasury.
Senior sources confirmed that as the Coalition looks to trim more from Britain’s bloated welfare bill, one option is to limit future benefit payments to large blue-blooded families on state handouts.
EXOTIC LIFESTYLE
Unemployed mother of four, Liz, claims £127,000 a day in benefits to fund a luxury lifestyle of exotic holidays and designer clothes while living in a £100 million house in the centre of London – all paid for by the tax payer.
She pleaded poverty to get income support, housing and council tax benefits despite having a country home with numerous stables and horses, countless chauffeur-driven cars, several tennis courts and on-tap servants in every room.
Emma Boon, of the TaxPayers’ Alliance campaign group, said:
Those royalty who are out of work are living on benefits and it is taxpayers who are picking up the tab.
Confusing and over-generous benefits are trapping sovereigns with large families in poverty and mean they aren’t getting the help they need to get a job and start earning for themselves and their family again.
It’s time we clamped down on these scroungers and made them realise the taxpayer is no longer going to finance their large families just because they want more kids.
If royals want more children, they should learn how to earn money for themselves.
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The Infamous Culex said:
How much should unemployed Liz pay in bedroom tax?
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Joanna Terry said:
A question that has often crossed my mind.
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incubusblog said:
You leave that poor woman alone! Can’t you see they’re already starving her like Our Lady Diana of the Gin-Nose? Next thing you know she’ll have a terrible car accident once they’ve spawned the artificially-inseminated progeny of Sir Jimmy Savile -Haven’t you seen ‘Rosemary’s Baby’ FFS!?
The Royal Family:- worth every pfennig in child maintenance.
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Joe said:
What a bunch of fuckwits you lot are.
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minou999 said:
close the door quietly on your way out
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minou999 said:
Wasn’t there a scheme proposed that old age pensioners should downsize – it would help them to do so as heating bills would be vastly reduced.
Lizzy tried to claim help for her heating bills, http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/queen-tried-to-use-state-poverty-fund-to-heat-buckingham-palace-2088179.html
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minou999 said:
I resent these foreigners coming to the UK en famille and getting free state handouts and luxurious homes to live in (paid for by local councils) while those who have worked all their lives and paid their taxes are having their benefits either frozen or taken away.
And then they have the cheek to claim for all their dependents and they breed like rabbits . . .
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Tom Pride said:
Joe – What?
Are you trying to tell me I might have put paid to my knighthood?
Is an OBE out of the question?
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bobchewie said:
Actually i dont think the tpa object to the royals, its just us proles they go on about. The hypocracy and double standards of that lot is truely galling made worse by the fact that most of them are tax dodgers.
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nuggy said:
send them back to Germany.
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bobchewie said:
send them back to nazi germany….
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nuggy said:
there not even really roayle anyway.
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