(satire – just)

Speaking at an “Ask Mitt Anything” town hall meeting in Derry, New Hampshire, Republican Party presidential candidate Mitt Romney continued to hammer home his theme that Washington is broken and that change in the political system can only come about at the hands of Washington outsiders – such as Communist China.

In his speech, Romney said:

We have a president that can’t fix Washington…But I can. By outsourcing the whole of the US government to China.

We need people running Washington who are not lifelong politicians worrying about their careers, worrying if their party is going to get the edge – and the Chinese government fit the bill exactly. Not only that – the Chinese would do it at half the cost and I’m sure to make a packet from the deal too.

In a related development, Romney has announced that on day one of his presidency he will seek to cut the budget deficit by selling off the whole of the US military to the King of Bahrain and reduce unemployment by outsourcing anyone earning less than $250,000 a year to Walmart.


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