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David Cameron has sought to clear up confusion over the government’s energy policy by making use of the huge amounts of hot water the government has been getting into recently.
During Prime Minister’s Questions on Wednesday, Mr Cameron said the government would be increasing its domestic production of bullshit, gas, and wind to make everyone think they cared about the massive rises in energy bills.
The confirmation comes only 24 hours after the Prime Minister’s announcement that he would personally ensure he produced enough hot air to enable energy companies to offer the lowest tariffs to hard-pressed hard-working families who are struggling to deal with massive rises in energy bills.
In a related development, a spokesperson for Number 10 denied the government’s decision to make savage cuts to solar energy subsidies was in any way connected to the fact that the sun is the only major energy provider never to have made a donation to the Conservative Party.
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So that’s why the Tories irrationally hate renewables! No wind, solar, tidal, geothermic etc donations.
I always thought that it was because a distributed, microgeneration of electricity made it impossible for the big six energy providers to make such huge profits from captive consumers and broke their hold over government policies.
Next, you’ll be explaining the commitment to nuclear, fracking, carbon recapture and gas as being because they are Tory donors… oh what am I saying….
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