Squinting into the dark heart of the BBC, astronomers have discovered several old stars orbitting close to a supermassive black hole at the centre of what physicists are calling the broadcasting corporation’s immoral singularity.
The relatively dim stars, known to researchers as J-S, G-G and F-S are so close to the black hole that their deviant orbits take them an average of just 35.5 years to see the light of day. The previous record-holder, JK, took 26 years to make its way around the black hole before it was discovered.
A black hole is a group of degenerate stars of television or radio whose moral mass has collapsed to a point called a ‘degenerate singularity’. Its intense gravity distorts space-time so much that truth cannot escape and the memory of any rational person within the gravitational pull of the degenerate stars seems to be wiped clean forever. The black hole at the center of the BBC is said to contain the mass of hundreds of dim stars which include newly formed stars as well as older dying or extinct stars.
Finding stars in such close proximity to a deviant black hole will allow scientists to test Albert Einstein’s general theory of moral relativity, to see if its predictions about how stars behave when allowed to do whatever they want, hold up under the extreme conditions of complete impunity that are usually found only in the heart of establishment places such as the BBC.
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I can’t help but think there’s a similar theory relating to Parliament also? !
I have cancelled my direct debits to sky and the BBC
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Very clever. Very funny.
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Howard Brinton said:
Just wish a power existed to reveal all peadophiles like a filter over a lens.
Bearing in mind politics and media share incestuous relations how useful that would be at election time.
Also wish a plague on all mainstream parties and mainstream media, they all lie or omit to the point where they are not representative.
Maybe we couldsendthem to Fukushima to help clean up the mess. How about making Blair the special envoy to report to parliament and then they could all go on fact-finding missions, to collect their free chemotherapy.
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Tina Anderson said:
yes, yes, yes and BANKERS etc
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