(satire – or the truth?)
The SUN says:
YOU will not be seeing in The Sun those topless pictures of the Duchess of Cambridge published by a French magazine.
Some may ask how we can deplore the Kate photographs while at the same time printing a bunch of vicious lies about the victims of the Hillsborough tragedy.
So let us tackle that head on.
It’s simple.
We would much prefer to cover up the boobs of people at the top rather than allow them to be revealed for all to see.
Oh and also the SUN is run by a bunch of hypocritical bastards with piss-poor journalistic standards under the thumb of an Australian despotic sociopath who is prepared to ride roughshod over any innocent person who gets in his way and is more than happy to lie and use his formidable media empire to whitewash the misdeeds of anyone in a position of authority so they won’t hinder him making obscene amounts of money for himself and his family.
And that’s THE TRUTH!
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Here’s a list of all the people Rupert Murdoch has blamed for NI’s problems. So far….
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For more facts about the Hillsborough tragedy – have a look here:
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well said!
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The BBC news has become the Royal report… top story Kate Middleton, then Harry being in the same country as a Taliban assault. Thank goodness Prince Phillip’s bladder is holding up. Cameron must be delighted by this welcome (to him) inane distraction.
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So other tabloids are “low life rags” when they print photos of Ms Middleton – wonder how their Pg3 models feel about this ?!
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“Gorgeous pouting Trisha, 19, said ‘It’s very naughty of foreign magazines not to treat our princesses by marriage like royalty. The Queen should order their editors to be beheaded in public!’
It’s good to know that at least one British young lady does not have her brains in her boobs.”
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How much influence does Cameron have with Silvio Berlusconi? Both the French edition of Closer magazine and the Italian magazine Chi are owned by the publishing house Mondadori, which in turn is owned either by Berlusconi himself and/or by one of his legitimate daughters.
This may raise the question of whether the saintly Silvio will respond to litigation by asking one of his alleged Sicilian friends to make-a the problem go away.
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V Good Do you think the Sun is into satire? FMcC
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There’s a thought. One day Murdoch will reveal The Sun has just been one big satirical joke all along.
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