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According to Political Scrapbook, ex-Tory health minister Edwina Currie has caused outrage on the internet with a tweet which said Tory Prime Ministers are gorgeous – even in wedlock:

However Mrs Currie -who left an impressive legacy of shagging her married colleagues and destroying British egg farmers’ livelihoods during her spell as health minister in Margaret Thatcher’s government– refused to back down from her shocking statement and claimed she was not discriminating against any Tory Prime Ministers:

However a spokesperson for David Cameron sought to play down the danger of any involvement by the present Prime Minister with Mrs Currie:

This was a statement by an ex-minister who was tweeting entirely in a personal capacity and we are happy to confirm that the Prime Minister has no plans at present to have an extra-marital affair with Mrs Currie.

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