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An Oxfordshire man has been charged by police with attempting to prostitute 1.5 million National Health Service employees and seeking to sell off their services to wealthy American and middle eastern businessmen.

The 44-year-old man, who gave an address in Chipping Norton, Oxfordshire, appeared before magistrates at Camberwell Green Magistrates Court where he pleaded guilty to 3 offences of attempting to supply services for immoral purposes, solicitation for financial gain and living off immoral earnings.

The court was told that as many as 1.5 million vulnerable NHS staff, many dressed in doctors and nurses uniforms, were forced against their will to supply services to rich businessmen and were traumatised by their experience of having to work under the red-faced well-spoken conman and his gang of ruthless racketeers.

The man, who gave his name David Cameron, made no attempt to deny the accusations and showed no sign of remorse for his actions. In a statement to the court, he said:

Of course we’re making ourselves money by selling off NHS services to the highest bidder. What do you think all those people dressed up as doctors and nurses are for? Curing people?


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