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The BBC is seeking to develop a new generation of unmanned “drones” that would be used to attack opposition MPs and critics of the government, the Guardian has learned.
Two unmanned underhand vehicles (UUVs) have already been used by the BBC to help prevent critics laying mines for unsuspecting government ministers to trip over. One, known as a ‘Robinson‘, is regularly used in a defensive role to excuse government actions and another, known as a ‘Clarkson‘ is used in a more offensive role to attack anyone who doesn’t live in Chipping Norton or may be Mexican.
The move comes after the success in the US of attack drones such as Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh , both simple offensive devices which are controlled from a distance and which have been used to relentlessly attack any politician who isn’t a complete right-wing fruitcake.
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The members of this government *are* offensive attack drones. There is plenty of evidence for my assertion. Jeremy Hunt for starters.
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A lambada dancing attack drone?
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I thought that the Robinson was going to be replaced but he keeps on appearing, barely concealing his political colours.
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The BBC have been developing drones which have the ability to disguise themselves so well that they can often fly under the radar of those with socialist sympathies. An example of this type of proTory drone is Vine. He lately pronounced on his radio show that August is known as The Killing Season in NHS hospitals as this is when they release new doctors on unsuspecting patients. Although he then had a few people who tried to poo poo this as a fact he managed to ultimately ‘balance’ the programme in a Down with The NHS government message.
Some would argue that he is just an individual who is trying to improve his own career by letting Lord Patten know that all his private healthcare investments (Bridgeport private equity investment : 17 healthcare deals/ stakeholder in Care UK)are safe in Vines programmes, but they would be mistaken. Vines is just a very clever drone protecting a very destructive government .
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