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Media tycoon flies into London to be VIP guest of mayor at Aquatic Centre after praising Mayor of London Boris Johnson’s demonstration of his willingness to be a puppet on a string

Rupert Murdoch is considering backing Boris Johnson to replace David Cameron as Tory leader as he took to Twitter to praise the London mayor’s “brilliant” decision to allow himself to be hung up high by his balls from a wire waving a union jack.

The media tycoon, who five weeks ago was declaring he had “moved on” from Britain, has flown into London with his wife, Wendi Deng, to meet Johnson at the Olympics on Friday, when he will be able to assess for himself how willing Johnson is to dangle helplessly like a puppet while having his strings pulled by Murdoch’s News International .

Sources familiar with Murdoch’s thinking believe he remains sceptical of Cameron as the economy worsens and say he has been impressed by the way Johnson has put London on the map by allowing himself to photographed acting like a complete prick caught in a zip.

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