(satire)
Extensive research by expert genealogists at Debratt’s Peerage has revealed the Prime Minister, David Cameron, is directly descended from Lady Elizabeth FitzClarence, the illegitimate daughter of William IV, thereby officially proving what many have suspected for a long time that the Prime Minister is a bastard.
Further research into Mr Cameron’s genealogy is being undertaken to ascertain whether there is also any truth to the theory that the Prime Minister’s main character traits are due to the aristocratic blood he inherited from his paternal grandfather’s side of the family or whether his tendency to being an arrogant prick is simply because he’s a bit of a knob.
A spokesperson for Debratt’s explained:
Mr Cameron’s paternal great-great-great-grandmother, Lady Agnes Hay and her parents, the Earl and Countess of Erroll can be found in the 1841 census, but further research will have to be undertaken to ascertain whether the Prime Minister’s particularly prominent tendency to being a bastard has been handed down to him by virtue of his lineage, or whether he has managed to become an utter cock all on his own.
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I feel a whole new level of incandescence.
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Well, glad it’s confirmed…………..we all thought it!! How about checking out Gideon now?
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Long time reader first and last time commenter.
I’m greatly offended by this article. Am I also supposed to feel ashamed about not growing up with a father? I never expected such a traditionalist, right wing post on this blog.
Good luck.
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I usually refrain from explaining satirical articles but here goes anyway. You misunderstand the point of the article. I’m not calling Cameron a bastard because his great great whatever was illegitimate. I’m calling him a bastard because he is.
Get over yourself….
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David cameron is thatchers bastard love child.hs head is so far up hs own arse that u CAN piss down hs back and tell hm its raining! Evil troll cares nothing for those he’s meant to serve.i fervently hope hs assasination is imminent!!
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The French had a cure for posh arrogant aristos maybe we should ask for a borrow 😉
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As you are all probably aware the govt are looking at options for moving May Day Bank Holiday to another date in the year. I suggest they wait until Thatcher dies and is cremated then bury a small amount of her ashes undrneath newly created public toilets. Then make the new Bank Holiday the anniversary of her death thus making it possible for the population she robbed to piss on her grave on Thatcher Day.
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you say what you need to say fuck the miserable bastards
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It was suggested shortly after her death to build toilets on dis=used coal mines,Charge 10p to take a piss, which in turn would bring abut about an economic recovery within days, I though it was a great idea.
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All of the above (with only a couple of exceptions) is wonderful. I actually smiled at the comments, and that IS an occasion to celebrate I can assure you. Keep up the good work!
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