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Conservative MP Aidan Burley has criticised the Olympics opening ceremony for being “leftie multicultural crap” after discovering it did not include any reference to drunken Tory MPs dressing up as Nazis during stag parties and making toasts to Hitler.

Burley, who was sacked as a ministerial aide last year after he took part in a Nazi-themed stag party in the French Alps, was expressing his disappointment at the omission during the ceremony of the long-standing and well-respected British establishment tradition of being sympathetic to all things related to the Nazis, such as wearing their uniforms at parties and being friendly with their leaders before the outbreak of wars.

The row erupted just after 10pm when Burley tweeted twice within a few minutes as the Olympic athletes started to enter the stadium after Boyle’s staging.

In his first tweet Burley wrote:

The most leftie opening ceremony I have ever seen – not one mention of Edward VIII’s friendship with Hitler or Prince Harry’s SS fancy dress costume!

A minute later Burley tweeted:

Thank God the athletes have arrived! Now we can move on from leftie multicultural crap. Bring back red arrows, Shakespeare and the Blackshirts!

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