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Former Labour supporter Luke Bozier, who since he deserted the Labour Party for the Tories has successfully carved out a new career for himself desperately stalking Tory MPs to persuade them to back one of his failed business projects, has launched a new social media website to rival Facebook to be known as Facepalm.
The move comes after Luke, an expert on multi-faced digital on-line and real-time double-crossing, recently launched a rival to Twitter called Menshn – a high-paced interactive chat-room application created so Luke and his business partner Tory MP Louise Mensch would be able to communicate with each other without her actually having to put up with talking to him face-to-face.
The launch of the new social media network – which Luke says is being aimed at the largely untapped former-junior-staffer-at-Labour-HQ-who-likes-to-pretend-he-was-someone-important-in-the-Labour-Party market, comes after Luke perfectly illustrated his personal expertise at on-line digital communication by completely forgetting to register his own name as a web address:
(Go on – have a look – it’s true.)
A spokesperson for the Conservative Party said:
Luke who? Never heard of him.
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jaynel62 said:
Thanks for making me giggle on a really bad day x
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Kewydee said:
Nice one Tom, hilarious as always.
Mensch is always good for a “facepalm” or two.
“Luke who”? Exactly what I thought. His website is an outstanding “facepalm”.
Keep sticking it to them, anyone that inept deserves a good slap with a wet fish 🙂
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Tom Pride said:
🙂
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Tom Pride said:
Bozier and Mensch are always good for a laugh. They belong together.
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Duncan Edwards said:
Today there is news that she has quit as an MP. I expect it is the demands of running the ‘rival to twitter’ massively popular social network she has co founded…
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facebook rocks said:
I rarely leave a response, but after looking
at through a lot of remarks on Luke Bozier and Louise Mensch launch new rival to Facebook called Facepalm | Pride’s Purge. I do have 2 questions
for you if it’s okay. Is it only me or does it seem like some of these comments appear like they are written by brain dead individuals? 😛 And, if you are writing on additional online social sites, I’d
like to follow you. Could you list of the complete urls of your shared pages like your twitter feed, Facebook page or linkedin profile?
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Tom Pride said:
That’s one of the best automated spam messages I’ve seen yet. It managed to trick the wordpress spam firewall too, which rarely misses spam.
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