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TV chef accuses Michael Gove of imperilling children’s health and educational prospects by being unhealthy, stodgy and tasteless.
Famous TV chef and healthy food campaigner Jamie Oliver has reopened his feud with the education secretary, Michael Gove by accusing him of lacking fresh and healthy ideas and serving up a menu of stale, out-of-date policies to school children which could be extremely harmful to their bodies and minds.
The chef told reporters that he has conducted thorough research into what goes into the Education Secretary and he had found Mr Gove to be lacking in any fundamental goodness whatsoever as well as being full of unsavoury ideas which often left a bad after-taste in the mouth.
Pouring further scorn on the Education Secretary, Oliver added:
Is it too much to ask that our children be served by a minister who is not bland, unappetising and extremely detrimental to their health?
Mr Oliver’s criticisms have been backed up by independent experts who have concluded that Mr Gove is extremely oily, lacking in goodness and much too rich for the good of most school age children.
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Any moving or still picture I have ever seen of Gove portray a man on a poor diet or perhaps he is a victim of the leftist media conspiracy to portray the cabinet as a load of blundering fools? (who’s left to blame?)
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I know David, if it’s a plot to make them look like a load of blundering fools, they’re making a bloody convincing fist of it, aren’t they?
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Quite, perhaps they’ll abolish the BBC on the grounds that they are better at it than anyone else or simply off-shore all media to the dirty digger on the understanding that they’ll be able to say that it was the sun wot won it 😦
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An outstanding share! I’ve just forwarded this onto a colleague who has been doing a little homework on this. And he in fact ordered me breakfast due to the fact that I stumbled upon it for him… lol. So let me reword this…. Thank YOU for the meal!! But yeah, thanks for spending some time to talk about this subject here on your site.
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