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EXCLUSIVE!

Our fearless reporter, Tom Pride, has managed to hack into the Prime Minister’s phone and he’s recorded this interesting conversation today between David Cameron and Rupert Murdoch which may shed some light on recent policy decisions made by the government:

Cameron: Hi Rupert.

Murdoch: What is it David. I’m busy.

Cameron: Just a quick one.

Murdoch: I’m Rupert, not Rebekah.

Cameron: Oh yes, very good, very droll. Just wanted to check something with you.

Murdoch: I’m waiting.

Cameron: OK. Well, you know when you sent me that text message just before the last election telling me you were going to back me for Prime Minister?

Murdoch: I’m still waiting.

Cameron: Well, you wrote –  I’ll only back you if you promise to privatise everything including everyone’s grandmother LOL.

Murdoch: (sigh) Yes……..

Cameron: The LOL meant you were joking right?

Murdoch: Of course.

Cameron: (pause) And that other text you sent to me about how much Australians hate British food so you hoped I’d be cracking down on out-of-control pasty eating as soon as I became Prime Minister LOL, that was a joke too?

Murdoch: Yes.

Cameron: (to himself) Shit.

Murdoch: Can I go now?

Cameron: Yes yes, of course. But I think I might have made a bit of a mistake……

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Jeremy Hunt Denies Being Secretary of State

Jeremy Hunt ready to hand over all his emails, texts and staff to clear his name

Murdoch – staff hid from me that NOTW was a tabloid newspaper

Here’s a list of all the people Rupert Murdoch has blamed for NI’s problems. So far….…

Cameron – I didn’t speak to Murdoch about anything over dinner. Not even sticky toffee pudding.

Diet High In Red Tops Increases Risk of Heart Attacks

Controversial urine extraction method given go-ahead by government

Met police loaned retired mounted officer to Rebekah Brooks

Murdoch Cuts Price of Sun on Sunday’s Bribes by Half

Exclusive – Monday’s headline in The Sun ………..

Murdoch’s Twitter Followers Complain About Lack Of Tits In His Tweets

Sun journalists complain investigative journalism will harm investigative journalism

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