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The government has denied it has a secret agenda to promote profiteering by private companies in its workfare programme, known as Training and Experience for the Sick, Crippled and Old.
It also denied accusations that its policies on improving the health and diet of the population is being unduly influence by fast food companies in its ground breaking programme known as Reduction of Obesity through Nutrition, Active Lifestyle and Diet.
A government spokesperson explained:
There is no truth whatsoever in the accusations that the government is somehow being unduly influenced by private companies in compiling its health and social welfare policies. There is no hidden agenda in either our T.E.S.C.O. programme for helping the unemployed and disabled return to work or hidden messages behind our R.O.N.A.L.D. programme to change the eating habits of the nation.
When asked what the clever hidden anagram might be behind the government’s newy announced programme for reform of the NHS, known as P.A.Y.U.P.O.R.D.I.E. – the spokesperson again denied it and explained:
There isn’t one. It’s just that under our reforms people will have to pay up for their healthcare or die. That’s all
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That’s a relief then. I was beginning to worry the only logical reasoning behind the government’s health and welfare policies might be to promote profiteering by private companies at the expense of everyone else.
Phew.
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Bob Young said:
spot on
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kyron1977 said:
dECEMBER 2010 Meeting with DWP Officials ? TO DISCUSS WELFARE AND PENSION REFORM ?
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Socrates said:
How’s your German?.. Truly a united Europe: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHfzJ3OZZXc
ESA=Hertz IV
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robertstewartgp said:
Great post….I just posted something exactly on this subject! 🙂
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MrsMEnotNICE said:
Really the only question left, is when and where would it be most convenient to the government for me to die.
At the start of life a caesarian section helps ones arrival at an efficient and equitable time for government/tax-payer resources/money.
So how shall we bring it to an equitable end?
Easy peasy, take the means to a liveable life away. Wait for a year or so, and send in the body bags.
JOB DONE,
Welfare Bill! What Welfare Bill? No bills here, just bags of cattle feed.
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Tom Pride said:
Thanks. Here’s the link to Robert’s blog: http://robertstewartgp.wordpress.com/
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robertstewartgp said:
Thank you Tom..keep up the good work!
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Tom Pride said:
Here’s Socrates blog post on what’s happening in Germany re. workfare.
Just shows – we are not alone unfortunately:
http://the-newrepublic.blogspot.com/2012/02/germany-calling-aktion-arbeitsscheu.html
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Tom Pride said:
Very eloquently put.
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Tom Pride said:
BTW – Socrates. What will happen if Merkel loses the next election? Will the SDP carry on with similar policies a la New Labour?
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Socrates said:
Well, the guy from the German Financial Times (and I am not joking) pencilled-in widespread civil-unrest at about election-time – I’m kinda of expecting a rainbow government of National Unity to form as a self-defence measure as the Volk storm the Bundestag.
I keeping my (over-idealistic) fingers crossed for the End of the World as We Know it.
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syzygysue said:
Social Investigation Blogspot have published a compilation of the financial and vested interests of MPs and members of the House of Lords in private health care. Be warned the list is long.
http://socialinvestigations.blogspot.com/2012/02/nhs-privatisation-compilation-of.html
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