Here are the Chancellor’s top 10 excuses as to why his economy has broken down after nearly 2 years in a close relationship with it:
1) It’s not me, it’s you.
2) It wasn’t my fault, it was your relationship with Labour / the sick and the disabled / the EU that’s to blame.
3) My economy doesn’t understand me.
4) The fat cats ate the recovery.
5) Recession means nothing to me – it was just a one-off that lasted 2 years.
6) I only did it to be sure I love me.
7) I’d already broken up with the economy so technically it wasn’t cheating.
8) I tried to ignore the recession but it just wouldn’t leave me alone.
9) The recovery’s in the post.
10) We only slept in the same bed, honestly, nothing happened – the economy just needed somewhere to crash, that’s all.
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I’d love to comment but I don’t think I can improve on that! Brilliant! I hope it gets a wider audience. I would reblog it, but I try to keep my blog to just about the health of the person … although, in the wider sense, the health of the person is affected by the health of the wider economy, if only if this ‘recession’ gets much worse, some of us may starve and die!
Thanks, anyway. There’s nothing funnier than when a joke is true.
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