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Dear Petcare.com

My family has recently acquired a British Bulldog, which we call Dave.

The problem is he’s barking.

He’s also irrationally territorial. I’d heard British Bulldogs can be like this but we didn’t realise how rabid they can be.

He also seems to have taken a shine to some local fat cats and spends all his time trying to mate with them.

Should we have him put down or just castrate him?

Yours worriedly,

A UK Citizen

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Dear A UK Citizen,

Put him out of his misery immediately.

Yours,

Petcare.com

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