Lansley – if you’re poor – why would you want to live longer?
OK, so we’re seeing the end of the NHS, the marketisation of our health system and the wholesale takeover of …
Monthly Archives: October 2011
Lansley – NHS reforms will put more money into MPs hands
In a last minute appeal to MPs not to wreck his plans for a major shake-up of the NHS, Andrew Lansley, …
Scrap government, doctors tell Lords
More than 400 senior doctors and public health experts are calling on the House of Lords to scrap the government, saying it does “irreparable …
Andrew Lansley: Dying can be good for us
Andrew Lansley, the Health Secretary, who in 2008 famously said that recession can be good for us, today expanded his …
Tories Launch Crackdown on Illegal Indignation
• Public urged to report suspicious indignation • Excessive grumpiness could become criminal offence • Proposal for moaning minnies to …
PM Praises Fox’s Nob
David Cameron has full confidence in the Secretary of Defence, Liam Fox. In a statement, the prime minister’s official spokesman …
Tories to Remove Labour Voters from Electoral Register
The Tory and Liberal Democrat coalition have drawn up plans to introduce legislation which would remove Labour voters from the …
Tories To Ban Fox Hunting Shock
In a surprise turnaround, David Cameron has announced he is against Fox hunting. The Prime Minister, who once famously said Fox hunting was …
Liam Fox didn’t blackmail anyone
Never mind all the stuff about Liam Fox’s ‘friend’, what about the blackmail case he’s involved in? You know the …
George Osborne – all talk and no trousers
So our chancellor, Gideon Osborne*, is actually satisfied that Moody’s has downgraded its ratings on 12 British financial institutions. Osborne said …
Liam Fox to investigate Defence Secretary
I’m glad to report that Dr Liam Fox is leaving no stone unturned in his investigation into possible abuses of …
Liam Fox is not gay!
(a bit sarcastic maybe – but probably not satire) UPDATE – yet more evidence that Liam isn’t gay. He can’t …
Breaking News – Tories and Labour agree on economic policy
Sir Mervyn King, the Bank of England governor, in a statement today said that the current financial crisis facing the UK was “the …
Theresa May incompetent? Don’t be daft.
People can be so naive sometimes. Of course Theresa May didn’t get her facts wrong about cats and the Human Right’s Act. She …
Tories – subliminally sublime or just plain crap?
Who designs political party logos? Is it a real job? Does someone have on their CV, political party logo designer? …
David Cameron – One of Them?
By Tom Pride There’s a theory we’re heading back to the 80s, what with a Tory government cutting like there’s …
tory fiddling
Who says the Tories are doing nothing at this time of crisis? They’re raising the speed limit on motorways to …
Pride's Purge 