Who says the Tories are doing nothing at this time of crisis?

They’re raising the speed limit on motorways to 80 mph.

Which will help people to get to work quicker so productivity will go up which in turn will create growth and reduce the budget deficit. Probably.

And there will be more road accidents in which people will die which will free up more jobs, thereby reducing unemployment.


And they’re also stopping immigrants from having pet cats .

Or something.

In the meantime;