Who says the Tories are doing nothing at this time of crisis?
They’re raising the speed limit on motorways to 80 mph.
Which will help people to get to work quicker so productivity will go up which in turn will create growth and reduce the budget deficit. Probably.
And there will be more road accidents in which people will die which will free up more jobs, thereby reducing unemployment.
Brilliant.
And they’re also stopping immigrants from having pet cats .
Or something.
In the meantime;
Pride's Purge 
Hey, come on now, they’re also creating Enterprise Zones. David Cameron says he wants Enterprise Zones all over the country. Which kind of doesn’t make them zones anymore, but hey, can’t wait to find out if I’m in one! I feel busier already!
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Good point about Enterprise Zones.
I mean you’d have to be really cynical to think enterprise zones were just a way of allowing firms who have the resources to move to low cost areas (ie big rich ones) to do so at the expense of competitor firms that can’t afford to move (ie small poor ones) and therefore is just another way for the Tories to subsidise the rich at the expense of the poor.
Wouldn’t you?
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