Nadine Dorries suggests standing as joint Tory – Monster Raving Loony Party candidate
(satire – probably) The Prime Minister David Cameron has rejected a suggestion by Conservative MP Nadine Dorries that she could …
Category Archives: vindictiveness
Doctors treat Cameron for severe knee reaction to jerks after local elections
(satire – probably) Doctors are treating the Prime Minister David Cameron for a strong reaction in the knee to jerks …
Scientific study reveals up to 95% of Tory DNA is Neanderthal
(satire) According to scientists who have compared the genetic make-up of humans with that of our closest ancient relatives, large amounts of …
Scientists Succeed in Growing Balls on Liberal Democrats in Laboratory
(satire – probably) Liberal Democrats may in future be able to have their missing balls or backbones replaced with ones grown from …
UK narrowly avoids triple-dipstick chancellor
(satire) The chancellor George Osborne has defied his critics by narrowly managing to avoid being called a dipstick for a …
Fraudster ATOS fined for supplying fake crip detectors for use in fitness for work tests
(satire) French company, ATOS – which was found guilty yesterday of deploying useless crip detectors on behalf of the British …
Legal challenge over decision to grant planning permission to Donald Trump’s hair
(satire – possibly) A legal challenge will be launched “fairly soon” over the Scottish government’s decision to grant planning permission …
Fury as Lady Thatcher is accused of trying to bury bad economic news by dying
(satire – probably) There was anger today after former Tory Party leader Margaret Thatcher was accused of trying to bury a …
ATOS declare George Osborne unfit for work as Chancellor
(satire – sort of) ATOS – the private contractor paid by the government to carry out work capability assessments of disabled …
Iain Duncan Smith bullied aide to tears over his expenses claims for – underwear!
(It’s not satire – it’s Iain Duncan Smith!) If there were ever any doubts that Secretary of State for Work …
Iain Duncan Smith claims he could live on 53 pounds of human flesh a week
(satire – probably) Iain Duncan Smith, the Work and Pensions Secretary, has claimed he would be able to survive on …
Amazon defends its comparison of Iain Duncan Smith to a c*nt as ‘light-hearted’
(satire – probably) Amazon has sparked outrage by defending its comparison of Iain Duncan Smith to a c*nt on a …
Police spend FOUR WEEKS tracking down mother to shake her hand after she joked about egging PM on Facebook
(satire – probably) Police spent four weeks tracking down a mother who joked on Facebook about throwing an egg at …
Today’s recipe by Eddie Mair – slow roasted fillet of Boris served up on a bed of lies
(satire – sort of) Slow roasted fillet of Boris served on a bed of his own lies Ingredients 1 4-pound …
Turmoil in Far-Right Golden Dawn After Members Discover Greeks Not Actually All That White
(satire? not all that sure any more) There was shock in the ranks of Greek neo-nazi political organisation Golden Dawn …
Don’t tell the Lords – but I REALLY wouldn’t eat that food if I were you!
(It’s not satire – it’s the House of Lords!) I don’t know if anyone reading this blog is ever likely …
Bananas, nuts and fruitcakes express outrage at being compared to UKIP members
(satire I think – but I might be wrong) Fruitcakes, bananas and nuts across the country are expressing fury at …
Tories promise tough new laws to deport Justin Bieber
(satire – I think) BRITAIN will use tough new laws to deport foreign pop stars who commit serious crimes against …
Secret courts legislation allows use of wedgies, Chinese burns and kicks up the clacker
(satire – probably) The government has pushed through plans to allow secret court hearings – but has had to accept a …
Shock after moustachioed Village People ‘macho man’ Lech Walesa accused of homophobia
(satire – I think) There was shock and outrage in the gay rights community today after 1970s Village People disco …
Osborne attacks Osborne’s failure to keep Osborne’s pledge to keep AAA rating broken by Osborne
(satire – I think) In a sign of serious disagreement inside the Chancellor of the Exchequer, George Osborne the chancellor …
Missing Tory Eastleigh by-election candidate Maria Hutchings turns up at US auction
(satire – probably) A Tory candidate who vanished from a by-election hustings in Eastleigh has been found listed for sale …
4G Auction – Osborne goes one better and shows he knows neither the price NOR the value of anything
(It’s not satire – it’s George Osborne!) Oh dear. Looks like George Osborne has got his sums wrong again. He’s …
Economists – surprise drop in government sanity fuels fears of triple-dip recession
(satire – sort of) ONS data shows volume of ministerial common sense fell by 0.6% in January – against economists’ …
Tally ho me old china! Boris ‘Bullingdon’ Johnson calls for fox hunting in the heart of London
(Not satire – it’s Bullingdon Boris!) I assure you this is not satire. London’s mayor and Eton old boy Boris …
Horsemeat scare spreads as traces of equine DNA discovered in royal family
(satire) Many leading members of the royal family have been withdrawn after experts in the UK announced they had discovered …
Gove announces relaxation of requirement for schools to have pupils. Or teachers. Or schools.
(satire – I think) According to reports, the Education Secretary Michael Gove is set to allow the government’s flagship Free Schools to …
Osborne blames too much ‘snow’ for his putting the UK at risk of a triple-dip recession
(satire) The chancellor George Osborne has blamed the large amounts of ‘snow’ and chilled champagne which blanketed his brain for …
Shock as traces of meat discovered in supermarket burgers
(satire – probably) In a shocking admission, minute traces of animal meat have been detected in some beefburgers being sold …
Discounting boosts seasonal Lib Dem sell-out with massive savings on its scruples, pledges and core beliefs
(satire – I think) December saw record Liberal Democrat sales of its core beliefs as the party offered massive discounts …
