Cameron to woo back lost voters by pledging to wear blazers and be racist more often
(satire – possibly) The Prime Minister David Cameron has promised to win back former Conservative supporters who have defected to UKIP by pledging …
Category Archives: spite
Bananas, nuts and fruitcakes express outrage at being compared to UKIP members
(satire – I think) Fruitcakes, bananas and nuts across the country are expressing fury at suggestions in the media that …
UKIP candidate – physical exercise prevents homosexuality (no – not satire)
(not satire – it’s UKIP!) It’s getting even more difficult than usual to be satirical now that UKIP have got …
Erm, the IMF ‘changed its mind’ about Osborne’s failing strategy? No. It f***ed up.
(It’s not satire – it’s the IMF!) On Thursday, the head of the International Monetary Fund, Christine Lagarde, said the fund had …
Miners agree to be beaten up today in honour of Margaret Thatcher
(satire – probably) In a touching tribute to Margaret Thatcher, groups of former miners have decided to honour her memory …
Parliament to be privatised in Thatcher’s memory
(satire – probably) MPs and peers will return to Westminster from the Easter recess on Wednesday as parliament is recalled …
Government scraps plans for society to pay for Thatcher funeral after realising it doesn’t exist
(satire – or is it?) The UK government has scrapped plans for all of UK society to come together and …
George Osborne blames pesticides for disappearance of UK’s AAA status
(satire – I think) Scientists say pesticides possible reason for rapid loss of George Osborne’s ability to find new excuses …
Tory treasury admits bungling and indicates U-turn on Osborne’s mortgage scheme?
(not satire – it’s the Tory treasury!) In the Chancellor’s budget yesterday, much has been made of Osborne’s so-called ‘mortgage …
Scientists Succeed in Growing Balls on Liberal Democrats in Laboratory
(satire – probably) Liberal Democrats may in future be able to have their missing balls or backbones replaced with ones grown …
UKIP chairman – every UK city should have 1 or 2 ‘holding’ camps for immigrants
(It’s not satire – it’s UKIP!) We all know UKIP members don’t like immigrants or homosexuals much. But most of …
Cameron must be balder to counter UKIP threat say senior Tory slapheads
(satire – probably) The Tory Party is showing signs of a serious split in its ranks after senior front-bench slapheads …
Shock as fringe, right-wing “Tory” party comes 3rd in Eastleigh by-election
(satire – or is it?) There was shock across the political establishment after an extremist, right-wing, breakaway political grouping known as …
Nick Clegg scoops best actor Oscar for performance in sci-fi fantasy Total Lack of Recall
(satire – probably) Nick Clegg has won the Oscar for best actor for his exactingly unbelievable portrayal of a man …
Vince Cable’s opinion on loss of triple-A credit rating ‘largely symbolic’, says Vince Cable
(satire – probably) The largely symbolic business secretary Vince Cable, has dismissed his opinion about the loss of Britain’s triple-A credit …
Outrage after Peter Hitchens says Daily Mail readers should be excluded from juries
(satire – I think) Mail on Sunday columnist Peter Hitchens sparked outrage yesterday after he called for ‘uneducated’ and ‘unintelligent’ …
Outrage as MP claims Tory couples cannot provide warm, safe environment for children
(satire - possibly) The Welsh secretary, David Jones, has been criticised for claiming that Tory couples “clearly” cannot provide a …
Revealed! Nick Clegg’s secret love going back to his student days
(not satire – it’s Nick Clegg!) . The following are all facts. At exactly the same time Nick Clegg was …
UKIP candidate – UK dinners flooded by criminal gangs of eastern European horses
(satire – possibly) Ukip’s candidate in the Eastleigh by-election has called for a temporary halt to immigration of all foreign …
Foxes – Boris Johnson may look cuddly and romantic but he is also a pest and a menace
(satire – probably) Foxes call on councils to act after Boris Johnson enters London City Hall and savagely attacks front-line …
FSA – tests reveal Nick Clegg may contain up to 100% chicken
(satire – sort of) Tests by experts on the Liberal Democrat leader Nick Clegg have revealed most of the deputy …
All Lib Dem MPs in England and Wales to be microchipped by 2015
(satire) All Liberal Democrat MPS and councillors in England and Wales will, from April 2015, have to be microchipped as part …
Researchers discover prehistoric dinosaurs once thought extinct at heart of Tory Party
(satire – barely) Paleontologists have discovered large numbers of ancient right-winged prehistoric dinosaurs – once thought to be long extinct – …
Minister defends parents’ right to smack Michael Gove
(satire – probably) The justice secretary, Chris Grayling, has defended parents’ right to smack the Education Secretary Michael Gove claiming it …
Bedroom Tax – ministers agree exemption if spare room used to flog shit coffee on the high street
(satire – sort of) Coalition government ministers have agreed to back down on plans to introduce a bedroom tax in …
See sample of new negative ads about UK for Romania and Bulgaria
A sample of an advertisement from the new negative advertising campaign in Bulgaria and Romania the government is thinking of running to persuade potential immigrants to …
Oops! Daily Mail gets British immigration test wrong
(not satire – it’s the Daily Mail!) The Mail got a really easy question wrong in a sample of the …
Norway braced for slump as UK economists confirm snow main cause of recession
(satire – I think) Countries such as Norway, Sweden and Switzerland whose economies have been laden for years with mountains …
Ronseal complains to ASA after being compared to toxic, dangerous coalition
(satire – probably) Ronseal – the makers of wood stains and preservatives – has complained to the Advertising Standards Authority …
Jeremy Hunt threatens to sack himself after saying failing NHS bosses will have to go
(satire – possibly) The Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt has threatened to sack Jeremy Hunt the Health Secretary after he gave a strong warning to …
