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A couple have had three foster children removed from their care after social workers from the local authority discovered they were from Yorkshire and openly supported Rotherham United Football Club.
Council officials said not all the children they were looking after were “indigenous white northerners” and that it had concerns not only about the couple’s support of a crap football club but also their stances on controversial issues such as putting gravy on chips and whether a mid-day meal should be referred to as lunch or dinner.
‘Dumbfounded’
The couple – who have been approved foster parents for seven years – were eight weeks into the placement when they were approached by social workers about their support of Rotherham – a club so rubbish its attendances are often below 4,000.
The wife told the Daily Telegraph:
I was dumbfounded. Then my question to both of them was, ‘I know we regularly get beaten by the likes of Accrington Stanley and Wycombe Wanderers but what has my support of The Millers got to do with having the children removed?’
One of them said, ‘Well, Rotherham are crap.’ The implication was that we were supporting a crap team. Which obviously is true but not every foster parent can be lucky enough to be a supporter of Man United, can they?
The paper says the woman denied she ever forced the children in her care to be exposed to such painfully bad defending or encouraged them to eat mushy peas and keep pigeons but the children were taken away by the end of the week anyway.
A spokesperson for the education secretary Michael Gove said he will be investigating how the decision to remove the children came to be made:
Clearly we should not allow considerations of ethnic or cultural background to prevent children being placed with loving and stable families.
However, let’s face it, Rotherham really are very very crap, aren’t they?
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You’ll doubtless be hearing from ” Whippet, Pease & Gravey”, they being Rotherham United’s solicitors…
I’m preparing my solicitors for that possibility.
Mind you – messrs Whippet, Peas and Gravy would be faced with the extremely difficult task of proving in court that Rotherham really aren’t crap.
An impossible legal task some would they.
Is that like the legal practice representing the current investigation into child abuse? I believe they are Tremblin, Cox & Hardon, off Mincing Lane, entrance via buoy’s passage, London WC2?
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dear sir –
please note that here in the 4th reich we have made satire laughing and wit illegal. it distracts us from creating other distractions. and we can’t have any of that.
our agents messrs spinnit, twister and flak will be suing the pants off anyone we can get our hands on, and all their friends, as we are runnin’ out of the old bubbly.
yours
sir quentin fukkett
Trouble is, this is too close to the truth to be tongue in cheek. From most of the cases that eventually reach the msm (mere tip of the iceberg) it looks increasingly as though most ss workers have had a common-sense bypass, at taxpayers expense of course.
Their Common Purpose appears to be the unravelling of society not it’s preservation – and society is made up of culture amongst other things. Cultural Marxism is an oxymoron – there is no culture.
Fostering those kids might have tempered the parents’ UKIP attitudes. Now they’ll just be reinforced.
Wonderful Tom
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